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I went to see Star Trek: First Contact at least a dozen times in the theaters. Not so much because it is an awesome movie, but because of Starfleet’s desperate fight against the Borg at the beginning of the film. That hooked my adolescent brain in some primal way, and I’ve been fixated on them every since.
As I prepared to see Into Darkness for the first time, I had to ask, what makes a good space battle? But more importantly, what makes a good one in a Star Trek film? And where have they failed? For the sake of simplicity, this examination will be chronological.
The Motion Picture – While it is a special effects heavy film, there is no battle per se. While the movie is not without its faults, the fact that the Enterprise never fires a shot in anger is not one of its drawbacks. In the vein of classic Trek, the film is about exploration, and the wonder of outer space.
The Wrath of Khan – In more ways than one, this is the gold standard by which all other Trek battles have been judged. After the clunky special effects of the Original Series, this was Trek’s first real go at it.
To paraphrase a friend of mine, the actual choreography of a fight scene is meaningless without emotional content. Khan’s motivation is established in Space Seed and reiterated well in the film. Likewise, Kirk’s anxiety about his age and diminishing skills provide a gripping emotional backdrop.
The scenes themselves, while thrilling, remain true to Trek’s cerebral core. After the Enterprise is abandoned by the Reliant, Kirk reflects that, “The only reason we’re alive is that I knew something about these ships that he didn’t.” The duel in the nebula is solved through ingenuity, not brawn, when Spock notes that, “His pattern indicates two-dimensional thinking.” This final resolution to the conflict works because the characters still think their way out of the situation rather than fight.
The Search for Spock – While it has a mixed critical legacy, the film boasts some of the most impressive, universe expanding model work in the franchise. Spacedock, the Excelsior, and the Bird of Prey remain immutable staples of the franchise.
The escape from Spacedock remains one of the better sequences of the series. Kirk is powerfully driven to his goal, and Nimoy infuses the scene with a tension that eclipses everything else in the film.
Kirk’s battle with Kruge does everything it needs to do narratively. What it lacks in visceral thrills, it achieves what it needs to narratively.
The Voyage Home – This film definitively proves that Trek can exist without themes of warfare and violence. It’s not a mark against the other films that they include space battles. Still, it’s just as possible to make an effective entry in the franchise without it.
The Final Frontier – What fifth movie?
The Undiscovered Country – This is one of the best entries in the franchise. But the final battle is disappointing.
The stakes are as high as they’ve ever been. But the scene simply consists of the Enterprise receiving fire. The resolution is even more lackluster: one oblique line on another ship aside, there is nothing about the technological solution that is set up earlier in the film. The compelling villain is dispatched not because he is outfought or outthought, but just due to a few lines of technobabble.
Generations – See above.
First Contact – We have it in emotional stakes—Picard’s entire character arc leads to this moment. The characters are dreading another Wolf 359.
More than any other film before it, First Contact sets its stage large. Dozens of Federation ships, many of which we have not seen before. The Defiant, built to fight the Borg, actually fights the Borg. It verges on being visually overwhelming, but still remains small enough to be engaging.
What makes it unique is that the grand battle is that is serves as the Inciting Incident of the film. Rather than being the culmination of the conflict, it sets the Enterprise on its objective.
Insurrection – The emotional content of the film never comes together. The battle is concluded with a technological solution. It’s about as entertaining as watching a screen saver.
Nemesis – The worst of the worst. Nemesis is absolutely what you never want to see in Star Trek. After a tepid emotional backstory, the film devotes a third of its runtime to specks in a lava lamp shooting sparks at each other.
The one thing that I’ll give it is that after two movies of threatening “ramming speed” at the drop of a hat, they finally pull the trigger and have ships colliding.
Trek ‘09 – The opening sequence is phenomenal. The visuals are… I’m running out of synonyms for “great” at this point. And by the opening credits, there is hardly a dry eye in the audience.
To recap,
The Good:
• Emotional Resonance
• Thinking your way out of a fight
• New ships instead of reusing old models
The Bad:
• Technobabble Solutions
• Drawing the scene out too long
• Action for the sake of action
The Ugly:
• If you call ramming speed, you better make it happen, or I will make you wish that the Vulcan Death Grip was real.

=/= LT Jesse MacKinnon
Chief Helmsman & Ship’s Historian
USS Loma Prieta

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[ABOVE: Ensign Andy Smith cuts a newly printed combadge from his replicator, after successfully printing a science department themed iPhone case]

The crew assembled to anticipate the momentous occasion (in 50 years time) of First Contact. In command was First Officer Jon Sung, Captain Perkins having been called away on an important mission to the Coachella System. The crew was pleased to welcome new recruit, Ensign Melissa Crystal.

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Headquarters being temporarily unavailable, the crew was hosted by Ensign Smith… who has a frakking REPLICATOR. During the course of the evening, the replicator produced two badges and an iPhone case. It was determined that the more ambitious project of creating Geordi’s visor should be postponed due to inherent structural anomalies.

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[ABOVE: USS Loma Prieta crew members celebrate their First Contact Day fiesta with a game of Artemis: The Starship Bridge Simulator]

After the traditional absorption of picklebacks, the crew donned their sombreros for several rounds of Artemis. Concerns were expressed about the extreme probability of recreating the Kobayashi Maru. Said concerns having proved more or less valid, the crew switched to playing Spaceteam. Gameplay was found to be faster, louder, and more hilarious than Artemis. Excellent results were achieved by shouting absurdities and waggling devices. Ultimately all perished horribly, and the meeting adjourned.

Replicators gonna replicate,

=/= EN Kelly Jensen
Scientific Dilettante
USS Loma Prieta

February 2013 Artemis Simulations: Tricorder Visual Scan Records

[THE FOLLOWING REPORT HAS BEEN DECLASSIFIED PER STARFLEET INTELLIGENCE DIRECTIVE AB132. ELEMENTS HAVE BEEN REDACTED PER STARFLEET SPECIAL OPERATIONS OPSEC PROTOCOL]

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On Stardate 2012.0218, the USS Loma Prieta received orders to infiltrate the Creation Con Star Trek Convention on Earth in San Francisco, California. The Convention was taking place mere miles from Starfleet Headquarters and the Academy, so potential security risks required the involvement of SFSO Intelligence assets. Unbeknownst to the convention’s delegates, the members of the USS Loma Prieta’s Starfleet Special Operations team (ADU-008, aka “Section 8”) was tasked with a recon mission the day prior to the crew’s away team beaming down. Unfortunately while the ship’s Chief Engineer, LCDR Tom Hesser, and I were interrogating a high ranking Gorn officer (TOS actor Bobby Clark), a member of the local media captured a picture of our activities. Thankfully at this point, maintaining our cover wasn’t high priority. It was determined that there was little risk to the rest of the Loma Prieta crew, so it was deemed suitable for the away team to beam down in full uniform the following day.

Prior to the convention, ASU-008 discussed the possibility of recruiting new Loma Prieta crew members to our ranks. A challenge was devised and executed.  An intelligence gathering mission in the form of a scavenger hunt was issued and accepted by a good number of the crew.  While many participated, there was only a few that really excelled in searching out all of the listed items. One of the requirements of this hunt was that it was required to get a holo-image or video of the piece of intel in question (see mission orders below):

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By the end of the convention invitations to join ADU-008 were offered to three people. LCDR Tom Hesser accepted and was awarded with an SFSO pin denoting his new status on board the ship.  Other offers went out to LT(JG) Amy Sloan and LT Jesse MacKinnon. Due to her amazing intelligence gathering skills and other great work on board the ship, Commanding Officer (and covert operative of ADU-008) CAPT Zach Perkins promoted her to Chief Science Officer and awarded her the rank of full Lieutenant.  Her and LT MacKinnon decided to defer their acceptance into ADU-008 for now. In light of her new duties, Lt Sloan didn’t want to put her job as Chief of Sciences in jeopardy.  I can appreciate that and have held the offer open both her and MacKinnon. They have both proven themselves worthy of joining SFSO’s ranks.

This report has finally been deemed unclassified for Fleet consumption as all of the information contained herein has been processed and found to be in compliance with standard OPSEC measures.

Currently, as I write this I come from the head office where we are in discussions of upgrading a lot of our systems and am working my way to help set up an excellent tactical training simulator that was created by Artemis systems. The crew of the USS Loma Prieta will be putting on a public demonstration of this new system and details of the even can be found here: https://www.facebook.com/events/360287100744873/. 

CAPT Erik Roberts
Chief of Security/Tactical
USS Loma Prieta
Starfleet, Region 4

Team Leader
ADU-008 “Section 8”
Starfleet Special Operations


Over the last year and a half I have had the great fortune of serving as the commanding officer of the USS Loma Prieta.  I’d like to thank my crew and senior staff for their hard work and dedication at length, but instead I’ll just let their accomplishments speak for themselves.

Since June of 2011, the USS Loma Prieta has published 10 articles in the Region 4 Newsletter, and 3 in the STARFLEET Communique. We have hosted over 35 away missions, meetings and events, and have never gone a month without an in-person activity.

In that time our crew has collectively earned:
-3 OCC (Officer Command College) certificates with Honors,
-12 OTS (Officer Training School) certificates,
-passed a total of 64 STARFLEET Academy courses,
-received the 2011 Region 4 award for Shakedown Chapter of the Year,
-received the 2011 Region 4 award for Officer of the Year,
-received 4 STARFLEET Awards of Merit,
-earned one place in STARFLEET Academy’s Red Squad,
-and all with a perfect MSR reporting record.

Five of our officers have trained with the San Francisco Fire Department to become certified Disaster Response Volunteers under the Neighborhood Emergency Response Team program. When the next “Loma Prieta” type earthquake strikes San Francisco, the crew of the USS Loma Prieta will be there to help.

In 2012 we began the ‘Federation Aid for Developing World’s’ Program, through which we raised $100 as a Kiva microloan to help get a family run flour production business in Uganda off the ground. Our Stellar Cartography team also founded a SETI @ Home group that has analyzed more data to assist in the search for extraterrestrial life than 79% of all other SETI teams globally.

In August, the USS Loma Prieta achieved its first great piece of PR success when we produced a highly professional Star Trek themed viral video with Discovery Channel’s Revision3. To date, this video has received 95,000 hits on YouTube garnered much needed attention for our chapter, region and fleet.

As I write this summary of our chapter’s accolades, I’ve come to realize that I may very well be the proudest Captain in Region 4, if not all of STARFLEET.  There’s no telling what’s in store for us, but as we head at full warp toward 2013, let’s remember our motto: “When looking to the stars, keep both eyes open”.

Perkins, out. =/=

CAPT Zach Perkins
Commanding Officer
USS Loma Prieta
Starfleet, Region 4