Away Missions

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After hearing months of silence, Ensign Ian Sayre could finally report to the crew that Cubify.com would need users to test their new Star Trek app that allows users to submit photos of themselves to be replicated into a 3D model of them in traditional 23rd Century uniforms! Needless to say, the crew of the USS Loma Prieta were quite intrigued by such a fascinating opportunity to view 21st Century Replicator 3D Printing technology up close.

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Ensign Sayre put out a call for volunteers and soon a few intrepid crew members sent their photos off to be made into 3D models.

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On the evening of June 1st, 2013 an away team consisting of Captain Zach Perkins, Commander Jon Sung, Lt. Commander Tom Hesser, Captain Erik Roberts, Ensign Tiffany Bukowski, Ensign Kelly Jensen, Ensign Andrew Rogge, and Ensign Scott Spencer arrived at Cubify for a night of pizza, filming, 3D printing, and video games.

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While at Cubify’s San Francisco office, the team got a full tour of the facility where they saw the various modes of 3D printing available. After the tour it was time to reveal the 3D figures to the lucky crew members. Everyone was very thrilled with their figures, which turned out great and were the spitting image of their larger counterparts.

The night was capped off in true Loma Prieta fashion with a few rounds of Artemis.

=^= EN Ian Sayre
Replicator Systems Specialist
USS Loma Prieta

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July’s theatrical screening of remastered Season 1 episodes of Star Trek The Next Generation had been amazing. After seeing TNG in theaters, we never wanted to watch it another way again. But alas, we knew it was a once in a lifetime event, and we’d never have the joy of viewing the Enterprise-D on a movie theater screen again.

Lucky for us, we were completely wrong.

At the end of November, the crew of the USS Loma Prieta was once again tasked with the joyful mission of beaming down to the Century 9 theaters in San Francisco, this time for a screening of ‘Q Who’, the first dramatic appearance of the dreaded Borg, and a special hour plus extended version of ‘Measure of a Man’.

The Borg on the big screen were terrifying! The medium lent itself well to conveying the truly massive scale of the Borg cube. While ‘Measure of a Man’ in contrast is a more static episode than ‘Q Who’, where the action almost entirely takes place in a single court room setting, the theatrical setting still greatly enhanced the drama.

Since this screening took place almost immediately after the Creation Entertainment San Francisco Star Trek Convention of November 2012, uniforms were deemed optional for the away team. But lo and behold, every single member of the USS Loma Prieta away team showed up in uniform. I suppose I shouldn’t be surprised, that’s just the kind of top class crew I’ve got.

~Capt. Zach Perkins
Commanding Officer
USS Loma Prieta
Starfleet, Region 4

Away Team Crew Manifest:
CAPT Zach Perkins
CMDR Jon Sung
LCDR Tom Hesser
LT JG Jesse MacKinnon
EN Cindy Bee
EN Andy Smith
EN Chef Spencer Scott
EN Shawn Alpay

Members of the USS Loma Prieta beamed down to Palo Alto on Saturday, February 2nd to see the Stanford Savoyards performance of H.M.S. Pinafore: The Next Generation. H.M.S. Pinafore is a classic Gilbert & Sullivan comedic opera, but the Savoyards turned an old production into something a little new and different by changing the setting from an 1800’s sailing vessel to a 2300’s starship. This was a remarkably easy transition due to the similarities of the settings and there was no problem with suspension of disbelief.

There are no scene changes and so the entire show is set on the bridge of the USS Enterprise. The songs and story itself were true to Gilbert & Sullivan’s piece, with only a few word changes here and there. The show opened with many actors already out on stage laying flat on the floor, waking up disoriented as the lights came up. From there it was quite the delightful romp sitting there wondering who might walk out on stage next from the Star Trek universe. Most of the choices for who the Gilbert & Sullivan characters would mirror in the Trek universe were quite logical, and the acting was great from all the leads. In addition to the main characters you would expect from The Next Generation, featured characters were: Lwaxana Troi, Admiral James T. Kirk, and a contingent of Original Series alien ladies headed up by an Orion Slave Girl. There was even a very fun cameo made by a multitude of tribbles.

The venue was large enough to warrant having at least hanging mics, let alone having the leads individually wearing mics, but unfortunately neither was to be found. Our group was sitting about 5 rows back and we had trouble hearing the actors half the time. I can’t imagine that the people who were in the very back were able to hear much at all. When we could hear, however, it was almost always pleasant. Most of the leads were quite accomplished vocally, with one or two outshining the others, but the chorus as a whole left something to be desired. I realize that this was not a professional performance and the singing shouldn’t be judged as such, but I was nonetheless underwhelmed by their chorus.

The set itself was simply magnificent. A lot of work and attention to detail went into recreating the bridge. The helm stations swung out, and the doors leading onto the bridge opened just the way they do in the television show. They even had a view screen projected onto the wall, which was effective and well-done. We had the opportunity to go on stage afterwards and the set looked just as great close-up. Their costumer made all the costumes the actors wore; nothing was bought pre-packaged, and they all looked great. It was easy to recognize who all the characters were supposed to be, and on that note the makeup was also well done. The production staff as a whole was really what made this show extraordinary and worth seeing.

If you’re interested in learning more about their recreation of the USS Enterprise bridge, or their show in general, you can view their tumblr here: http://starshippinafore.tumblr.com.

Lt. Amy Sloan
Cybernetics Officer
USS Loma Prieta
Starfleet, Region 4

Starfleet Command has been hounding me to submit a report for our mission to the official San Francisco Star Trek Convention 2012. It’s gotten to the point that they’ve threatened to revoke my holodeck access codes, so I really need to get this damn thing written. To be perfectly honest, I figured that all the mainstream media attention that the USS Loma Prieta received at the convention (everything from SF Weekly to StarTrek.com and even VICE) would have sufficed for Starfleet, but as I look back on our photos and records, I remember how much went down that weekend that deserves a proper summary. On Friday of the convention, Security Chief Captain Erik Roberts and Chief Engineer LtCmdr Tom Hesser scouted the Westin St. Francis Hotel in civilian 21st-century garb. Unfortunately, the only 21st-century clothes we had available on the ship were USS Loma Prieta t-shirts, so it comes as no surprise that their cover was blown when a StarTrek.com photographer easily spotted them.

Despite this setback in stealthiness, we proceed with a full landing party on Saturday. Since our Friday recon mission had already been spotted, we decided to forego any further charades and went in full 24th-Century Starfleet duty uniforms. With eleven officers in our away team, we stormed the convention: not long after our entrance we set up a public round of something we call “Pop-Up Artemis” in the lobby. Using a portable holoemitter (disguised as a standard PC projector), a wifi router, a netbook, and 5 iPads running the Artemis Starship Bridge Simulator, we conducted a public demonstration of how a real Starfleet bridge crew handles a tactical situation. Needless to say, this display drew some attention from convention goers and the press alike, luring photographers from SFWeekly and VICE.

After a few pop-up games of Artemis, the crew dispersed to try to fulfill their next mission: an SFSO Covert Convention Ops challenge. Starfleet Intelligence had tasked our crew with a photo-based scavenger hunt for intelligence-gathering purposes. Captain Erik Roberts will file a supplementary report detailing this Special Operations mission.

After we’d taken in all the vendor room had to offer, we settled into the main hall programming to gatch a glimpse of Marina Sirtis and Michael Dorn hamming it up together, with the final appearance of the day from Walter Koenig. After the stars cleared the stage, the costume contest began, where our own Chief Petty Officer Tria Connell entered as her glitzy alter-ego “Bea Dazzler”! Meanwhile, Captain Perkins and Cmdr Jon Sung snuck off for a diplomatic rendezvous with key officers of Region 4 as a part of a covert operation to infiltrate Nichelle Nichols’s hotel suite at the Westin St. Francis, rubbing shoulders with Trek stars up close and personal (but not TOO close: temporal Prime Directive, after all).

On Sunday, experiencing a hangover with a gravitional pull powerful enough to slingshot us back to the 23rd Century, we dispatched a smaller away team of seven officers in TOS uniforms. Several crewmembers continued gathering photo intelligence for their SFSO Covert Convention Ops Challenge, and we enjoyed a measurably lower-key day. After witnessing several proposals from adoring fans to the ever snarky Brent Spiner, we enjoyed the spirited stories of hometown hero George Takei.
While there can’t be any doubt that the USS Loma Prieta made a major splash at the 2012 San Francisco Star Trek Convention, it was not without its cost. Conventions are TOUGH, and this Captain is finally starting to understand why Picard always sent Riker on all the grueling away missions.

Perkins, out. =/=

CAPT Zach Perkins
Commanding Officer
USS Loma Prieta
Starfleet, Region 4


[Above: Two observatory telescopes at Chabot Space and Science Center]

On August 5th, 2012, the USS Loma Prieta beamed down a five person away team to the Chabot Space and Science Center. Our mission was to witness NASA’s historical landing of the Curiosity Mars Rover in the Center’s Planetarium holodeck. We arrived early and quickly learned that we were in for much more than we bargained for.


[Above: LT Dolgoff mans the Apollo Lunar Landing simulator]

While searching for LtCmdr Hesser, Ensign Smith and Ensign Sherry, Lt Dolgoff and I were immediately side-tracked by an Apollo lunar lander simulator housed inside a replica of an actual Apollo cockpit. After several disaster landing attempts, the rest of the away team spotted us and we continued our exploration of the facilities together. The team took turns photographing each other inside the cockpit a full size Mercury space capsule replica, trying on space helmets, examining the Center’s many telescopes, and exploring the Bill Nye Climate Lab.


[LT Dolgoff, EN Sherry and EN Smith aboard the Mars spacecraft]

Just when we thought we had expended all our options and were ready to get planetarium seats early for the Mars landing, Ensign Sherry discovered a mysterious room marked ‘air lock’. Like a good red-shirt, Ensign Sherry stepped inside the dark cylindrical room and shut the door. Much to our surprise, he emerged a moment later, alive and with a very exciting report to make. He had just been transported onto a spacecraft headed straight for Mars!

As the entire away team stepped into the mysterious room, we were seemingly transported into the interior of a manned NASA space craft on a scientific mission to mars. The hexagonal ship interior was packed full of scientific stations along the walls, as well as navigation consoles, communications equipment and a medical bay. The ‘mission director’ greeted us as we entered and ushered us to stations. The crew took turns trying to collect martian rock samples, analyzing radioactive material in isolation bays without contaminating the rest of the ship (with very little success), navigating the craft to Olympus Mons, and at one point LtCmdr Hesser and I were even trapped in the airlock’s clean-room.


[Above: EN Smith contains a radiation leak]


[Above: CAPT Perkins at a science console]


[Above: CAPT Perkins and LTCMDR Hesser share Spock’s Wrath of Khan fate]

Having completed our own simulated Mars mission in the nick of time, we quickly ran to get seats in the planetarium, only minutes before Curiosity began its complex descent onto the Martian surface. The “Seven Minutes of Terror” went by without a hitch, and only minutes after making a perfect landing, the crowd at Chabot Space and Science Center celebrated along with the JPL team as Curiosity’s first images of Mars were beamed back.

~Capt. Zach Perkins
Commanding Officer
USS Loma Prieta
Starfleet, Region 4


[Above: Success at JPL! via NASA.tv]

Away Team Crew Manifest:

CAPT Zach Perkins
LT CMDR Tom Hesser
LT Samantha Dolgoff
EN Andy Smith
EN Eden Sherry